Interview with a 1 month old

Name: Emma Lee Doehrmann 

Birthday: 24 May 2012 

Height: 21" 

Weight: 10lbs, 11 oz. The Dr. said the weight gain was 'impressive.' What did he really mean by that? 

Age: One month, yesterday. But who's counting.

Skills & Abilities: 

ninja-like vomiting 

crying without taking breaths 

escaping from swaddles like Houdini 

Interests: 

riding in the Snugli 

listening to The Beatles (especially the Abbey Road side-two medley—because that’s all my mom can think of to sing to me when I’m throwing a fit) 

working in the garage with Dad

Favorite pastimes: 

taking warm baths

napping 

filling up my britches 

watching baby TV 

throwing gang signs